She Knows Who She Is

And always has.

But I told her to NOT do that AGAIN! :)

Caution: Your Desires Are Closer Than They Appear.

And also in your rearview mirror.

I totally want one of these so I can travel the rails across America and solve small town crimes with my friend, Don Ross, who would keep me company because he is the greatest shotgun rider EVER!

This Is All Russ Schmidt's Fault

And yes, if he showed me a bridge, I would jump, or buy it, whatever.

Son of Frankenmolar

Because you are never too old for the dentist's treasure chest for good boys and girls.

Four Photos of Me Pretending to be a Photographer

OKAY! OKAY! If You Are Going To Collect Them All In One Place Like This

I am willing to admit that maybe I have an 'issue'. JEEZ!

WTC

It looks like a pinhole camera shot but it was a film camera at 4am from a sailboat that I was crewing from Fort Lauderdale to Maine in August of 1992

I Only Take Photos

Because I don't know how to draw.

MIND THE EFFING GAP!!

This was moments before I was sucked under the train. Or pushed. My friend Cheryl who was BEHIND me claims 'sucked'.

42 St-Port Authority Bus Terminal Station

This is clearly in the 'Did Not Ask' category.

I'm Feeling It Again.

It's Getting to Be That Tiiiiime.

If This Is Your Porch And This Is Your Backyard

Yes, I totally trespassed all over your ass. Thank you.

JKirlin, Member of the Great Unwashed.