Sunday, November 15, 2009

Fighting the Forest Fire

Posted for and submitted to Moody Monday: Whimsical.
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Tuesday, November 10, 2009

The Fate of the Universe

All matter will be converted to National Geographic Magazines.

Another The Thing of the Moment Desktop O' The Day
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The Thing of the Moment's Desktop O'The Day®

This image will also cleave your desktop into 2 sections allowing you to use the grater part for your pr0n icons, and the smaller part for your charitable works.

This image will also turn your screen into the facewarmer known as a glassblowers reheat oven and I'm having a male menopausal hot flash just looking at it again. This one belonging to the lovely Ken and Linda Perrin of Atlantic Art Glass in Ellsworth, Maine. I may still owe them a disk of images many of which can be seen in this set: People at Work: The Glassblowers.

If you have a job that doesn't look as boring as mine and you'd like to have photos taken of it (that you may never actually get) to prove in your later years that you were once gainfully employed. Drop me an email. I work for free. (See line about you probably never getting your images)
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Monday, November 09, 2009

Your absurd, lowly, and humble photographic servant.




As photographed by the lovely, AND VERY NORMAL IN PERSON, Jennifer Huebl
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Sunday, November 08, 2009

The Thing of the Moment's Desktop O'The Day®

The Flatiron Building will neatly divide your desktop into your pr0n and non-pr0n icons OR if needed you can just have all your non-pron icons conveniently located under the awning of the building in the foreground.
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Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Note Finger Placement When He Thinks I May Be a Customer


And again when I tell him I just want a photo.

Oh, c'mon, like YOU haven't done this. :)
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Attack!



Posted for Shutterday: Gone to the Dogs
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Thursday, October 29, 2009

Inside Grand Central Terminal

"Millions of people pass through Grand Central Terminal every day, divided equally between train passengers and photographers." - Wikipedia
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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Bewitched



Or 'Becrowed' or something. OOoooh! Scary crows! See??? Doesn't the Moon make it scary! Even though it's DAY???

Submitted for Moody Monday: Bewitched
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You Could Say I'm a Bit of a Fetishist

Oh, and I like phone stuff, too.

Posted and submitted for Unique Exposure's challenge: Telephone
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Saturday, October 24, 2009

No Loitering.



My favorite moment was when Bob stopped the Mercedes SUV in front of this liquor store so I could take photos and the guys yelled for me to knock it off.

And Bob STAYED there idling!

Yeah, that was sweet. Bob loves scaring the country mice who come to visit.
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Oh LED Tree, Oh LED Tree...


The bottom, is of course our local LED Tree. What it lacks in warmth it makes up for in efficiency. I didn't care for it at first but now that I see it under the old tree....meh. I got bigger fights to fight. :)

Posted for SeeitSunday: LED (Which may also be Led but I had nothing leading anything.)
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Thomas J McCann, NYFD



When small town fire departments have a little memorial for September 11th or somethingit's like. "Yeah, Ok, I guess. The brotherhood of firemen and all that." but when you see one in NYC. YEAH! Whole other ball of wax!

And the middle guy? Bendick? A PHOTOGRAPHER! NYCFIRE.NET

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

TtV Symmetry

Because that was, after all, the purpose of this shot.
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jkirlin, Worst Landscape Photographer EVAR

See why I like going to the cities so much? Not that I'm any better there but you can at least get a hot dog on the street.

This coincidentally turned out to be the country mouse equivalent of THIS post by my friend, Joe Catalano.

Monday, October 19, 2009

It's Fun To Have Someone Else Show You Your Own Photos

The downside of shooting like I do with thousands of photos per event is that you don't get to bask in them. This is Matt, a groomsmen from my cousin's wedding, and a real Mainer.

As a Seatmate, You Really Couldn't Ask for Better.

Submitted to Moody Monday: Listless.
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Sunday, October 18, 2009

I See Ghost People

You sort of have to wait in line to get in the spot for this photo. They might as well just paint a little spot that says Put Camera Here For The Shot Everyone Takes.
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Saturday, October 17, 2009

NYC TtV

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Thursday, October 15, 2009

Coblentz Bag Co, Inc

I may someday take a better photo, but doubtful one that I like more.
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Dawn Armfield Is Going To Be SO Jealous

Abhi and Yuri.

He apparently takes photos or something.

a coup d'etat of the status quo.
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Hailing a Taxi


The 1st was taken after asking 'Hey, would you mind doing that again?' and the original.
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Wednesday, October 14, 2009

When a Radiation Accident Turns Me Into a Giant and I Have to Fight Gamera or Godzilla For the Heart of New York My Weapon Of Choice Will Be




...The Chrysler Building.

And I will be Effing Bad Ass.

LOOK HOW SHARP THAT THING IS!
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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Your absolutely delighted lowly and humble photographic servant.

You NYC photographers are SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lucky!
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I Got It Bad For The Flatiron Building




HEY!

There are WORSE things!
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Sunday, October 04, 2009

I Can Rarely Just Leave Anything Alone


Complete and innocent strangers, Brooklyn NY.
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Thursday, October 01, 2009

VINTAGE SOUP!

Perishable? NonPerishable? Perishable?

I was apparently stocking my shelves after 9/11/2001.

I dug these out for the food drive at work tomorrow. I have six cans but only need to bring THREE! :)
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A Lensbaby PSA

Safety Pup Sez: Anyone who thinks texting while driving is distracting has CLEARLY never used a Lensbaby behind the wheel.
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Sunday, September 27, 2009

The Thing of the Moment: NYC.
October 11, 2009, Noon to 6pm.

You heard me, bitches.
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The Polaroid Space Telescope

As inspired by Dawn White (aka awthewind)