FEAR NOT!

For this is not sweat on a bald man's head. It's condensation. Mean Don's head is ice cold, like his heart!

Terror is Where You Find It.

Aaaaaaaiiiiieeeeee!

I Can Understand How He Beached The Boat, But I Don't Get How He Rowed The Dinghy That Far.

Fun in Corea, Maine.

A Star is Reborn.

Dr. Todd Gabe, the Economics babe amd WABI-TV5's Rob Poindexter.

You can see the video here: http://www.wabi.tv/news/12744/mitchell-lepage-attend-bangor-parade

The good part starts at 00:40.

Dogs I Have Met®: Fourth of July Parade

Throughout the 04401 ZIP, Elderly Lesbians Let Out A Sigh Of Relief

And why was she maintaining her little vigil in front of MY house?? Is there something I just don't know yet? :)

The Thing of the Moment's Hot Weather - Air Conditioned Desktop O' the Day®

Download and put this on your desktop and you will practically see your breath as you type.

Now wipe the sweat off your moobs and put your shirt back on.

Because Nothing Says 'Just Married' like High Contrast Monochrome.

Or is that Just Divorced? Damn it. I forget.

THIS is why you do not want me photographing your wedding. :)

Not All Victories Are On The Field.

I had just taught him how to drink blue Gatorade without getting a blue Gatorade mustache!

Conservatory Pond, Central Park

It's Neene! WTF?

"You Can Learn A Lot About A Family By Watching Them In a Small Rowboat." - Omar Bradley

Another in a series of philosophical musings about relationships by our great generals while pondering people in rowboats.