THIS JUST IN!!!!

Gentle Viewer S Patrick Kaine called from the home office in Skippack, Pennsylvania to inform me that I suffered through a magnitude 3.4 Earthquake centered a few hundred yards from this location.

This is Otter Cliff, part of Acadia National Park. Isn't it pretty? WELL YOU CAN KISS IT GOODBYE IF IT KEEPS QUAKING! Just like happened to those bastards in New Hampshire with that stupid Old Man in the Mountains of whatever to hell it was.

I just want everyone to know that I am SAFE and SOUND, I repeat SAFE and SOUND in my bunker 40 miles away in Bangor. PLEASE! CALM YOURSELVES! I AM FINE! (A little hungry maybe but I'll have dinner in a bit) Besides monitoring geologic activity S Patrick Kaine also monitors my cholesterol, blood pressure and advises me as to the best cell phone plans. It takes a VILLAGE, People. Never forget that.

Goodbye 2006 Boston Red Sox, We Hardly Knew Ye!

Save Trupiano!

Motorcycle Jumper

Posted for SeeItSunday: Crazy

Diamond and a Band of Gold

Posted for MacroDay: Love

Boston Duck Boat Tours

SKA-REW the Swan Boats! You can't pedal them to Shaw's for some groceries. Duck Boats are where it's at.
Duck Boats like to cruise Lord and Taylor
Duck Boats like to be part of Whacky Geometric Patterns
You must be at least THIS ---><--- GAY to ride this Duck Boat. Just admit it. Besides, who among us isn't? We won't tell yer Mum. She already knows anyway. She found your Barbara Steisand albums under your mattress when she was making your bed.

Look at them looking at me as if I am the one in the GAY Duck Boat. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

Shoe Critic

An Ugly Scene. I'm Sorry I Had To Report It.

I approached to purchase a bird whistle and he angrily gestured to the sign over his shoulder and sneered "Can't you read, a-hole?"

"Call me 'Signore'!" I yelled at him.

Profiles in Patience®: Maureen

Age 21
Acting Student, Emerson College
Waitress, Hard Rock Cafe
Humorer of Middle Aged Men.

Colored Pencils.

Posted to Macroday: Colour (Just trying to get the jump on Rich Legg, actually) 

Punkins!

Reposted for SeeitSunday.com: Autumn 

Maasdam

Holland America Cruise Lines Inc and the Crew of the Maasdam invite you to WALK THE FREAKING PLANK! Arrrrr!