Clearing an Ice Jam or I Knew I'd Use The Putter For Something Someday

Specializing in Italian Spaghetti

Specializing in raising our son and nephew to be a decent Governor?

How you say "not so much our specialty."?

I'd Have Had Kids Of My Own Had I Known THIS Was an Option.

Testimonial

"The artists of the New England Telephone Company have completely captured my essence." - Mrs Ralph Mills, Director.

To Their Horror The Squirrel and Rabbit Suddenly Realize They Can Read

Yellow Page Ad from the April 1956 Bangor District Telephone Directory.

Downeast Gateway, Penobscot Narrows Bridge

It's something like that.

Narrows...not Crossing. Found it here.

The Old Skool Non Moo Cards Are IN

SPK! Now you got my number! (Don't spread it around)

Aaaiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

This stupid sight gag brought to by TOMTOM®, your Nation's GPS System, Acadia National Park, and The Thing of the Moment®

The 2008 Kenduskeag Stream Canoe Race

The human, kayak and canoe carnage that is the Kenduskeag Stream Canoe Race will occur on April 19th this year.

Images from last year's race can be found here.

Michael Alden's authoritative website with registration information, images, and the like can be found here.

Photos from this year's race by your lowly and humble photographic servant can be found here.

And other photo sets by folks I'll vouch for even if they would deny knowing me in public!

Justin Russell

Mike Alden's Number One Kenduskeag Stream Canoe Race Web Site In the World!

Mike and Jen Murphy

Skip Hawkes

Matt Hamann

The Thing of the Moment®'s Lensbaby® Macro Quiz®

Is this SuperMacro Image __________________________?

A. The little chromish logo thing from my absurdly stupid Motorola Red Razr

B. The SWEET new Chest Logo from my awesome Star Trek uniform in which I have a lifespan of one episode because, of course, I'm a red shirt.

(Submitted to Macroday: Modern)
(Waiting to be submitted to any photomeme: Dork)

Baseball, Sweet Baseball!

As the 2008 Pre Season starts I find myself riveted to the whole Congressional Steroids/Mitchell Report, Clemens/McNamee thing.

Not because I care about steroid use, I really really don't but because if Congress is doing this THE WAR MUST BE OVER
...AND THE ECONOMY IS FIXED
...AND THE TRADE DEFICIT IS DOWN
...AND OIL IS CHEAP
...AND THE SYSTEM OF CHECKS AND BALANCES RESTORED
...AND THE GLOBAL WARMING THING IS NOT A PROBLEM
...AND WE HAVE ALTERNATIVE FUELS!!

SWEET! No...AWESOME!

I couldn't find it on Google or in the news or anything but SURELY it must be if they have time for this!

Congress, you are so frigging awesome! Seriously! Keep up the good work!

And thanks!