I fell twice today. GAH! IN MY NICE COAT!
The first time was sort of fun because I shouldered a snowbank and was almost buried.
But the second time was on black ice and would have KILLED a lesser man. (If there was one)
This is what the front of my incredible calves look like.
CLICK HERE TO SEE MY ORIGINAL CALF PORN. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Until then, I'm not leaving the house without my walker AGAIN!
(Ok, MAAAYBE I won't need call my friend who works at Otto Bock. Even though he's been TRYING to get me into their products.)