I fell twice today. GAH! IN MY NICE COAT!
The first time was sort of fun because I shouldered a snowbank and was almost buried.
But the second time was on black ice and would have KILLED a lesser man. (If there was one)
This is what the front of my incredible calves look like.
CLICK HERE TO SEE MY ORIGINAL CALF PORN. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO!
Until then, I'm not leaving the house without my walker AGAIN!
(Ok, MAAAYBE I won't need call my friend who works at Otto Bock. Even though he's been TRYING to get me into their products.)
Hello friend, if that becomes infected and gangrenous please let me know - I'll set you up. (Rubbing my hooks together with glee.)
ReplyDeleteHmmm... you need some rest... rest is good for the bloooooood....
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Kirly, I forgot if I told you this before, but I was the lone prosthetic technician at EMMC for many years. So if you need something from Otto Boch, let me know - I've got some contacts.
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