Actually, the grand finale would have been watching me carry that little stack of typing paper with burning wooden matches on it to the sink and shrieking like a little girl. THAT'S A FINALE!
I just noticed that I said 'typing paper'. TAKE THAT YA YOUNG WHIPPER SNAPPERS! And to me 'wireless' still means a radio! Don't like it? I'll run ya over with my horseless carriage!
What the hell is typing paper?!
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"shrieking like a girl???" right. shrieking like a jkirlin is more like it.
ReplyDeleteYou tell 'em, Gramps.
ReplyDeleteAnd if they don't listen, take awy their gramaphone privledges.
Heh.
ReplyDeleteI feel so complete, I need a cigarette.
ReplyDeleteImpressive.
ReplyDeleteum, jk? you lit a bunch of matches on top of a stack of paper? are you aware that paper, um, burns?
ReplyDeleteoy, kids these days.