In a town, just like any town, a man seeks answers to life's questions. He turns not to family, friends, or clergy. No, he turns to 'The Internets."
View with me if you will the following Sitemeter Entry and read down to the Search Words...
.............."How to tell if your girl is a whore"
Since the dawn of time man has asked himself the big questions: Why are we here? Is there life after death? How to tell if your girl is a whore?
The mind reels as we try to grasp this man's angst. But first, by 'girl' does he mean his 19 year old daughter and her stream of middle aged boyfriends skulking past the breakfast table, his wife who only comes over for short visits when called and then goes back to her sick mother's after getting some grocery money, or an under producing member of his flock?
But if one must ask (And surely one must) our first question is: "*coughcough* Why you asking ME??"
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Update: Ok, the first one was a joke and I suspected a fluke but now I get several hits per DAY because of THIS POST asking basically the same question. Just today I've gotten hits from Denver, Brooklyn, Texas, and the United Arab Emirates. PLEASE, I beg of you, you post lost souls who are resorting to Googling this, write me at jkirlin@gmail.com and tell me why. What's the DEAL? I won't even publish the letter unless you want me too. I just have to know now. Thanks in advance.
The word searches that lead to a blog are pretty funny aren't they. You made me laugh here (or at least snicker quietly).
ReplyDeleteSo is she?
Ha ha ha ha! Oh Kirrrrrrrrrlin we find out more and mor eabout you everyday don't we! I knew you had a darker side!
ReplyDeleteIf you have to ask, I think she might be.
ReplyDelete1. Does she look like whore? Whores usually dress provocatively with little clothes covering their pusswas and tittwas.
ReplyDelete2. Does she throw the "I'm working tonight vibes?" i.e. You are chatting with her on the street and cars keep driving up asking her questions about "working?" and it's Saturday.
3. Go ahead and ask her. Don't be surprised if she smacks you.
4. Know what you are going to say if she says "Yes". For example you could then say "YOU FU**ING WHORE!"
5. Don't be afraid of embarrassment. Who cares what other people think? The world needs whores, besides don't you think the existing whores have boyfriends?
Tonight, somewhere in Ontario, a lovely young woman is typing "How to tell if your man is an asshole."
ReplyDeleteWell, if she is then you might be running a tab and there goes the Christmas budget!
ReplyDeleteTo Cryden: And she's also likely to find the answer here on Thing of the Moment.
ReplyDeleteJust wanted you to see the search results from Chicago for the same keywords. Did you know that your're #2 now? Much Love from Bob. Oh, and, of course - she's a whore.
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