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Are you comparing the election of Obama to the functionality of the Swiss Army Knife, for we all know a Swiss Army Knife can do anything!!BTW too much weight on your keychain can damage your ignition switch.
You'd better get out and git yerself a gun and lots of ammo because after January...they'll be hard to come by.
Isn't it funny how the toothpick always vanishes from the Swiss Army knife. I have the same problem with my keychain/beer opener. I swear that toothpick is made out of invisible plastic.