Gentle Viewers, for very little cost to yourself I take it upon MYSELF to offer bits of knowledge that I have picked up over the years so that you may free yourself for other endeavors such as moving yourself forward professionally or perhaps raising a family.
Todays topic is: The Bouncy House. Also known regionally in the US as The Bounce House or the BouncEY house. In France it is known as Le Chateau de le Bounce. It comes in several variations. The most significant difference being the support of the superstructure.
This model with netting for windows is supported by air filled columns holding up a roof and netting to keep your sex trophies from bouncing OUT onto the Midway. The other major variation is the Vinyl Windowed/Plastic Slatted Bouncey House from HELL in which the roof is supported by AIR PRESSURE much like some major domed sports stadiums.
Now jkirlin was no foolish child, Gentle Viewer. He KNEW to go into a PRESSURIZED Bouncey House would mean INSTANT DEATH by ASPHYXIATION although his lying eyes told him that bkirlin and tkirlin were bouncing around inside and having what others would call FUN. THE FOOLS! Didn't they know they could not BREATHE in there! No, dear Gentle Viewers, he was not falling for THAT trap.
And you are the luckier for it.
The correct term in France, I believe would be "Le Chateau de la Bounce."
ReplyDeleteBounce is surely feminine, non?
This one certainly is.
ReplyDeleteI stand corrected by the lovely and talented, Chemical Billy.
Not even one comment about your lovely model? I expected something more. Now,if I can only find a carnival heh heh!
ReplyDeleteOh, that wasn't supposed to be anonymous!
ReplyDeleteOh..the lovely model. I forgot.
ReplyDeleteThis lovely model is the GB-75 Bouncey House. It features Safe-T Netting and triple sewn seams. Coated with the finest PolyVinylChlorides, this Bouncey House will provide years of enjoyment. This particular model features the head of an unindentifiable mammal, possibly a bear, but on the neck of a giraffe. (Disclaimer: Bouncey House Industries LLC is in no way responible for life like representation of its character houses: mammalian or otherwise.)
who's the babe?
ReplyDeletePhoto Friday: Plastic
ReplyDeleteI freely admit I'm not as bright as your other astute viewers, but what are we talking about here? The girl or the tent?
ReplyDeleteAnd before I say more, I would have to know if the the foreground human-like figure is an xkirlin?
Dearest GN,
ReplyDeleteIt's not a tent. It's a Bouncey House. I hope this helps.
Love,
EFGHIJKirlin
Dearest Ho,
ReplyDeleteIt's not a babe. It's a Bouncey House. I hope this helps.
Love
HOKirlin
the issue of what this photo is about might be best settled by a perusal of the famous driftwood scene; another example of the artist's policy of researching all components of his pictures.
ReplyDeleteIn answer to your EMAILS (Jeez)
ReplyDeleteI don't know what girl you are talking about. Hang on...let me check the photo again.
*long pause*
*longer pause*
Oohh..I see what you are all talking about now. I don't know who that is. Obviously some SCENE STEALER.
But do not let it detract you from the subject at hand.
The beauty that is LE CHATEAU DE LA BOUNCE! :)