So what they're saying is, I could join the Marines today, and with just a couple-year commitment I could develop arms the size of diesel trucks, lop my legs off at the knees, and have the ability to deflate myself and hide in trunks for months on end??? Cooool. Sign me up!
Heh...that's awesome! Uh...in a frightening kind of way...
ReplyDeleteSo what they're saying is, I could join the Marines today, and with just a couple-year commitment I could develop arms the size of diesel trucks, lop my legs off at the knees, and have the ability to deflate myself and hide in trunks for months on end??? Cooool. Sign me up!
ReplyDeleteDirty fingernails too...ech!
ReplyDeleteThe legs got amputated because of giant, infected blisters. See, Steak? You can't say you weren't WARNED.
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