Sunday, November 19, 2006
Better Living Through Pharmacology®
I'm a hoarder. I'm never happier than when I have a bottle of pills to hold in my hot little hand although I rarely take them. I have prescriptions for things and bottles full of stuff that people will go to great lengths to get their own hands on. In fact, I am Death. I ride the pale horse. It is I who will breed the superbug that kills as all because I can never remember to take antibiotics as instructed.
In fact, I've recently been told to take some stuff regularly so I had to get one of those pill organizers to put pills in and carry around like a prattling old woman tending her garden. And I can never find it.
Above are some OTC things I've photographed in the past. The orange are those 81 mg baby aspirin they suggest taken to avoid heart attacks, gout. They taste like orange candy. UNLESS YOU A CHEAP AND BUY THE STORE BRAND IN WHICH CASE THEY ARE NORMAL COLORED ASPIRIN NOT INTENDED OR FLAVORED for chewing. If you catch my drift. I think you do. *spitspitspit*