Sunday, November 19, 2006

Better Living Through Pharmacology®


I'm a hoarder. I'm never happier than when I have a bottle of pills to hold in my hot little hand although I rarely take them. I have prescriptions for things and bottles full of stuff that people will go to great lengths to get their own hands on. In fact, I am Death. I ride the pale horse. It is I who will breed the superbug that kills as all because I can never remember to take antibiotics as instructed.

In fact, I've recently been told to take some stuff regularly so I had to get one of those pill organizers to put pills in and carry around like a prattling old woman tending her garden. And I can never find it.

Above are some OTC things I've photographed in the past. The orange are those 81 mg baby aspirin they suggest taken to avoid heart attacks, gout. They taste like orange candy. UNLESS YOU A CHEAP AND BUY THE STORE BRAND IN WHICH CASE THEY ARE NORMAL COLORED ASPIRIN NOT INTENDED OR FLAVORED for chewing. If you catch my drift. I think you do. *spitspitspit* Posted by Picasa

9 comments:

  1. As swiped from a Vegas hotel room?

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  2. Here's my two cents (loose change): love your metaphor about the prattling old woman (more than faint praise). I, too, have a pill container at the ripe old age of 43, mostly full of vitamins, but I never lose it (comment).

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  3. Man was I just reading about "ME"??? Who told you?? ;o) I am gonna post a shot of my little "green" pill organizer ok??? By the way the color here is grand and I always love your "words"

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  4. u wuld av been proud 2 see all da colors found in my Grandmother's cupboard~ samples and pills dated back before I was born~~~ we burnt a lot of them, ooohhh what pretty flames of a rainbow of colors, some even sounded like fireworks! Incredible colors in the stove, never to be replicated again!!!

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  5. is that where I found that pill container?? I thought it was mine!! Pills were a little funny tasting and made me feel really wierd, my vitamins never made me feeel like that before.. HHMMMM maybe I ought to pay a little more attention to next time, but I was sure that was my container!

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  6. These shots are officially HOT! I need a pill to calm down....

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  7. You are right buddy! Pills are not meant to be taken but to be sold... THink I have already told you that! :))))

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