Mmmmm....Corn Dogs. Some of Them New

For Mr Fabulous

Which brings me to a non-carnival corn dog reminisence. A few years ago my friend, Paul, and I were traveling...ummm...south. I can't remember why. Anyway, we stopped at a truck stop off 1-95 in Maryland and near the register they had 2 piles of corn dogs behind a window and under lamps like these. One pile was marked One Dollar Each and the second pile was marked Two for a Dollar.

"What's the difference between these corn dogs?" I ask cash register dude and without missing a beat he says:

"The ones that are 2 for a dollar are used."