Which of the following are true about Christmas?
a. You'll receive many wishes of Peace on Earth and Goodwill towards men.
b. People will drive just a little bit nicer and when they raise their hands to wave, all fingers will be up.
c. Unfortunately a few of the gifts you'll be blessed with will need to be returned but are cherished just the same.
d. jkirlin will tell you he wrote a Christmas song for you and sing your name over and over to a variety of Christmas tunes long past the point it feels awkward.
e. All of the above.
f. Screw the rest, only d is true.
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