Friday, September 30, 2005

Unfortunate News


Doctor: "I'm sorry Mr. JKirlin, but there is no genetic match between you and your nephew, the organ transplants you've requested would fail."

Patient JKirlin: "Sadly, I found that out years ago."

I can imagine this conversation someday.

Yes, Gentle Viewers, tonight I learned during this soccer game that yet another nephew will be an unsuitable match for any organs I should need.

The Kirlin Sports Gene triggers a DUCK AND COVER reaction when faced with a threat such as this.

He doesn't have it.

All that money spent on the little organ farms for naught.

Now all my hope rests in the red headed devil.

6 comments:

  1. Are you sure you can't do this Jkirlin!

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  2. I just have to say I bet these kids think you're the best uncle ever. They are lucky kids to have you in their lives.

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  3. This is a great picture and it was such a good game! Z was a little sad at the end because he couldn't stop the winning goal (not for lack of trying!)But his philosophy is "competing is what is fun, winning is just a bonus!"
    He informed me of this little fact when he was 11 !
    Oh yeah and the "red headed devil" will surely say "you want me to give you one of my perfectly healthy kidneys that are a perfect match to your ailing one!NEVER!!!!!muuuahahahaha!";)

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  4. sidney: there is nothing at all in my physical make up or the acuity of my sense which would allow this. Sometime I jump a little after the fact but I'd never get what one would generously call 'air'.

    kalani: They ARE! I know it! ;)

    3LK: All he'd be able to say is mmmpphhmmphphphhmpphh because of the gag.

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  5. That kid has skills that picture Is awsome. Ya baby I rock I can stop a ball I rock.I have skills brother. There is one thing I have alwasys told myself when I am in goal I can do it I can stop anything. There is one more saying i like to say if you can see the invisioble you can see the impossible.

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  6. zj it's "If you can see the invisible you can ACCOMPLISH the impossible" Can you tell he's a teenager?

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