Friday, September 30, 2005
Doctor: "I'm sorry Mr. JKirlin, but there is no genetic match between you and your nephew, the organ transplants you've requested would fail."
Patient JKirlin: "Sadly, I found that out years ago."
I can imagine this conversation someday.
Yes, Gentle Viewers, tonight I learned during this soccer game that yet another nephew will be an unsuitable match for any organs I should need.
The Kirlin Sports Gene triggers a DUCK AND COVER reaction when faced with a threat such as this.
He doesn't have it.
All that money spent on the little organ farms for naught.
Now all my hope rests in the red headed devil.