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Friday, September 30, 2005
Unfortunate News
Doctor: "I'm sorry Mr. JKirlin, but there is no genetic match between you and your nephew, the organ transplants you've requested would fail."
Patient JKirlin: "Sadly, I found that out years ago."
I can imagine this conversation someday.
Yes, Gentle Viewers, tonight I learned during this soccer game that yet another nephew will be an unsuitable match for any organs I should need.
The Kirlin Sports Gene triggers a DUCK AND COVER reaction when faced with a threat such as this.
He doesn't have it.
All that money spent on the little organ farms for naught.
Now all my hope rests in the red headed devil.
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Are you sure you can't do this Jkirlin!
ReplyDeletesidney: there is nothing at all in my physical make up or the acuity of my sense which would allow this. Sometime I jump a little after the fact but I'd never get what one would generously call 'air'.
ReplyDeletekalani: They ARE! I know it! ;)
3LK: All he'd be able to say is mmmpphhmmphphphhmpphh because of the gag.
That kid has skills that picture Is awsome. Ya baby I rock I can stop a ball I rock.I have skills brother. There is one thing I have alwasys told myself when I am in goal I can do it I can stop anything. There is one more saying i like to say if you can see the invisioble you can see the impossible.
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