A secretary I once worked with had this on her desk. It's a small pen holder made out of a plastic frozen concentrated orange juice container with 29 cent Wood Duck stamps that she pulled off the mail that came into the office glued to it. I kept bugging her for it and she always said "No." but as she was packing up to take a new position she dumped the pens into her bag and tossed it to me saying that she was keeping the pens.
In the end this wasn't it, but it was close.