Patience

A few years ago I tried to take a river cruise. The provider of services simply didn't show up if enough tickets were sold so I scorned it here at The Thing of the Moment. To my delight, it got frequent Google Hits. It's still coming up sometimes when people are looking for Penobscot River Cruises, so allow me to say here THESE ARE NOT THOSE SAME NITWITS! :)

These are Bangor Harbor Cruises. Not labeled (or libeled) as nitwits.