Thursday, December 01, 2005

A Christmas Tree Seller Pop Quiz



Is this snowman _________________________________

a) A sign informing buyers of the starting prices of trees?

b) A whimsical piece of Americana/Folk Art that will someday be worth more on eBay than all the trees combined.

c) A warning to proofread your stenciling BEFORE you paint?

d) A sneakily designed device channeling the voice of Satan telling me to kill again?

14 comments:

  1. A, B and C. But if it's D for you, it means you've been sniffing that Comet in your bathroom again Jeff!

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  2. I didn't type that first 'g'. Blogger is possessed.

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  3. None of the above, it's obvious he's a Chinese snowman.

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  4. Dude, your photos rock. I love them. And your posts are lovely. I'm going to link you on my blog...

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  5. I dunno. I think 'd'. I'm quite distracted by the 'kissing balls' on that sign on the left.

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  6. D...the blackness of that snowman's eyes is a little too deep...

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  7. merlinprincesse: No! The Comet burns, so I stick with aerosols.

    wrath: blogger isn't, the SNOWMAN IS! RAR!

    anon: He's actually a Mongol warrior descendent of the great Genghis Kahn. But he likes Christmas just as much as any other Mongol warrior descendant of the great Genghis Kahn. MAYBE EVEN MORE!!

    varla: Thanks! I initially misread that as 'link you to my dog.'

    min: I was going to say that I liked kissing balls but decided that sounded TOO gay. As opposed to 'just gay enough'.

    erik: It's because they aren't eyes, they are windows into the deepest pits of Hell. OH! Wait...you meant the snowman's. I thought we were talking about mine.

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  8. wrath: now he's saying to me wrathofdawnwrathofdaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwn.

    I'm kidding. It's actually merlinprincessemerlinprinceessssssse

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  9. Kissing Balls? THe snowman's smirking at the x-rated holiday.

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  10. I'm afraid..... YEP And what are kissing balls??? No just joking I know what they are. Don't answer....

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  11. Clearly the snowman knows all about the kissing balls.

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  12. hahahha
    funny...
    now i know...
    snowman likes to kiss balls...
    hmmm how interesting

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Jen White