It's true, Gentle Viewers, the celestial bodies, the Sun, Moon, stars, everything moves at the bidding of your lowly and humble photographic servant.
It sounds cooler than it is, aside from fooling some primitive tribes into thinking you are a deity, it's not good for much else. It's not like controlling the weather or anything. My friend, Jenny Rainmaker, does that.
"The Full Cold Moon; or the Full Long Nights Moon - December During this month the winter cold fastens its grip, and nights are at their longest and darkest. It is also sometimes called the Moon before Yule. The term Long Night Moon is a doubly appropriate name because the midwinter night is indeed long, and because the Moon is above the horizon for a long time. The midwinter full Moon has a high trajectory across the sky because it is opposite a low Sun." - The Farmer's Almanac