Bearing down at 50 mph, you stand rock steady awaiting the perfect shot. Your dedication to art far exceeds mine. You must have a pair of brass ones, my friend.
The trick is to throw your camera to the GRASS before you jump aside. Otherwise it could hit a rail or a rock could scratch the lens if you didn't get the lenscap on in time.
i hope you double check that your shoes are well tied at these very important times. to die the ultimate cliche death is so beneath you. HOWEVER, if it does get stuck, PLEASE take one last pic of the shoestring for us.
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Bearing down at 50 mph, you stand rock steady awaiting the perfect shot. Your dedication to art far exceeds mine. You must have a pair of brass ones, my friend.
ReplyDeleteThe trick is to throw your camera to the GRASS before you jump aside. Otherwise it could hit a rail or a rock could scratch the lens if you didn't get the lenscap on in time.
ReplyDeletei hope you double check that your shoes are well tied at these very important times. to die the ultimate cliche death is so beneath you. HOWEVER, if it does get stuck, PLEASE take one last pic of the shoestring for us.
ReplyDeleteWhat he's not telling us is the train was going BACKWARDS! You're sneaky JK!
ReplyDeleteUnder advisement of my legal counsel I can neither confirm nor deny the forward or backward motion of the above train.
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