This Is The Cutest Bill I Will Ever Pay

I recently changed dentists from my old mean dentist who used to recommend new services every time I called (WITHOUT SEEING ME IN THE INTERIM) to a new dentist whose name and number I found years ago on a pen that had belonged to my ex-wife that read 'We cater to cowards.'

So after my appointment for the cleaning where I asked many of you what this odd 'floss' was that everyone talked about I get this tiny little bill in the mail.

That had my name TYPED on the top..not printed on a printer... but tappitytappitytapptiytapDING typed

AND my totals written in by HAND.

THIS is the sort of service that makes me wish I had more than one tooth left!