Perfectly shaped lenses!

I thought I had lost them (I still have several pair and just grab whichever) but found these in the TRUNK of my car (RAR!) while looking for a TIRE! (RAR!) I could have used these bastards to jack up the car if I needed! (Rar! Rar!) So I took them inside and tried them on again..they felt GREAT...

then I looked in the mirror...

*yawn* yeah..they don't work. They look good on Donald Rumsfeld, but that's it.