Friday, September 29, 2006

Boston Duck Boat Tours

SKA-REW the Swan Boats! You can't pedal them to Shaw's for some groceries. Duck Boats are where it's at.
Duck Boats like to cruise Lord and Taylor
Duck Boats like to be part of Whacky Geometric Patterns
You must be at least THIS ---><--- GAY to ride this Duck Boat. Just admit it. Besides, who among us isn't? We won't tell yer Mum. She already knows anyway. She found your Barbara Steisand albums under your mattress when she was making your bed.

Look at them looking at me as if I am the one in the GAY Duck Boat. (Not that there is anything wrong with that.)

7 comments:

  1. i drove barb s to around last week geddy

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  2. panama geddy likes ducks

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  3. leigh: Those aren't always duck boats that do that. We're the people screaming in fear and beating on the windows?

    geddy: Looking forward to the upcoming panama geddy post. :)

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  4. I went to Hansville today looking for Geddys friend. We also have gay duck boats here which I REFUSE to take my kids on because they are WAY TOO GAY (and embarrassing to be on)

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  5. wait- isn't that you waving from the back of the gay duck boat?

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  6. tmt: geddy is going to know you are stalking him.

    duff: Heh heh...that's good. I'm DRIVING the gay duck boat, baby!

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  7. funny and dodgy...
    bet these are all out to suck the monies out from those idiots
    hehe

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Jen White