merlinpricesse: It IS, indeed. I wanted a gun because all my friends had them. Now one is an FBI Agent, another is a US Customs Agent, 2 are Cops, and one is in the Army and I'm only a speech therapist, but still... Heh heh.
Okaaaaaaay, here is the real deal with the gun. It was given to me as collateral for a loan. It's a horrible and ugly weapon. I used the bullets for shiny because it stood out when I was scanning for pictures but the gun itself is one dull horrific looking thing. I've taken photos of the gun before and it's on here someplace but I apparently had fewer Gentle Viewers or they were NRA Members. It's really the only shooting it's good for.
This gun isn't even well made. You can't break it down to maintain it, the safety switch is only decoration, and it jams every 3rd shot. Granted if you are using it and haven't bought yourself enough time with the first two shots to pull the slide back and clear it then you are using it in a manner best called "Improper and unsafe."
It's a miracle really that it simply hasn't blown up in my hand. Which would then make it IMPOSSIBLE to use again because it requires two hands to reach across the midline in an effeminate manner to pull back the slide instead of just cooly pulling a hammer back with your thumb.
It's cheap and easy to conceal and is dubbed a 'junk gun' or 'Saturday Night Special by the ATF and was manufactured by one of a number of companies located around Los Angeles collectively known as The 'Ring Of Fire'.
By people who like to say Shitpoke. It's a whole other bird, Shitpoke.
I LIKE shiny!!!!
ReplyDeleteMe too like shiny. But I hope *glurp* those are not yours...
ReplyDeleteanon: ME, TOO!
ReplyDeletemerlinpricesse: It IS, indeed. I wanted a gun because all my friends had them. Now one is an FBI Agent, another is a US Customs Agent, 2 are Cops, and one is in the Army and I'm only a speech therapist, but still... Heh heh.
Ahhhhh. Guys!!! ;O)
ReplyDelete... look! a shiny thing!
ReplyDeleteBut you're a speech therapist with fire power. That commands much more respect. Or something.
I'm the Cop-of-right-world...OUPs WOed oups word.no no noooooooo.... PLEASE, I'M ONLY A POOOOOR FRENCH-GIRL.........
ReplyDeleteOh, he's a certain sort, indeed. And my wife will vouch double.
ReplyDeleteI like the photo ... but the subject I don't!
ReplyDeleteOkaaaaaaay, here is the real deal with the gun. It was given to me as collateral for a loan. It's a horrible and ugly weapon. I used the bullets for shiny because it stood out when I was scanning for pictures but the gun itself is one dull horrific looking thing. I've taken photos of the gun before and it's on here someplace but I apparently had fewer Gentle Viewers or they were NRA Members. It's really the only shooting it's good for.
ReplyDeleteThis gun isn't even well made. You can't break it down to maintain it, the safety switch is only decoration, and it jams every 3rd shot. Granted if you are using it and haven't bought yourself enough time with the first two shots to pull the slide back and clear it then you are using it in a manner best called "Improper and unsafe."
It's a miracle really that it simply hasn't blown up in my hand. Which would then make it IMPOSSIBLE to use again because it requires two hands to reach across the midline in an effeminate manner to pull back the slide instead of just cooly pulling a hammer back with your thumb.
It's cheap and easy to conceal and is dubbed a 'junk gun' or 'Saturday Night Special by the ATF and was manufactured by one of a number of companies located around Los Angeles collectively known as The 'Ring Of Fire'.
So THIS is your secret to kick-ass chaperoning!
ReplyDeleteThere's a chance it could blow up in your hand and YOU STILL USE IT??? Kirlin, we needs ta talk!
ReplyDeleteDawn is RIGHT, Jeff. You should listen to the ladies...
ReplyDeleteJeff you are a strange and unique individual!!
ReplyDelete3LK: It's either that or M&Ms.
ReplyDeletejenn see: cryden's right, I'm a certain sort.
cryden: and your wife is doubly correct.
kpk: thanks, but it IS shiny!
hbird: I'm not chaperoning unless I'm packing.
dawn: Yeah, and it kicks so badly that at first you aren't sure that it DIDN'T blow up in your hand! Heh heh.
merlinprincesse: that's caused me nothing but trouble. Especially you Canadians. :)
owen: Not big or clever, but effective. See how shiny it is?? The shine! You know..shiny things?
mjj: You know better than most.