In a town, just like any town, a man seeks answers to life's questions. He turns not to family, friends, or clergy. No, he turns to 'The Internets."View with me if you will the following Sitemeter Entry and read down to the Search Words...
.................."How to get your wife to take it in the ass"Tonight, in Easton, Connecticut, just like in small towns all over America, a good and simple wife is going about her business... innocent of what Mr Optimum Online has in store for her...in.... The Thing of the Moment Zone.
Editor's note: Dinner and a movie? Maybe flowers?
Printer's Note: Or maybe he'd have better luck with the search term "how to get MY wife..."
You owe me a new keyboard... i just spat my coffee all over it!
ReplyDeleteDear Editor -- I'm guessing if he's looking it up on the internet, he's already tried the "dinner and flowers" without much luck.
ReplyDeleteBut then again, maybe he hasn't.
You got two comments on this already? This could be a new record. You really have a knack of knowing what's going to do it for us, you Gentle Viewers, Kirlin.
ReplyDeleteI just want to say that, just like Mr Optimum, I visited your blog in the hope of gettin me some advice in all things marital and I'm one satisfied customer. I got my wife to read this here blog of yours, Mr Kirlin, and now she's putty in my hands, breathless even. A million thanks.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Easton, Connecticut? I'm just askin'..
ReplyDeleteI wait until the Mrs. is passed out drunk.
ReplyDeleteThank GOD that this wasn't from Easton, PA.
ReplyDeleteJK, that was fucking funny as hell! Can I swear here?
mj: I gotta get one, too. I'll get us each once. With a gas station vinyl cover.
ReplyDeletetmt: maybe candy?
tore: Do I know my audience or what?
happy: I aim to please.
min: Hm....not to faaaaaaaaaaar.....
cryden: Does she ever report not sleeping well?
spk: You just can't say 'take it up the ass' Oops..wait..now I guess you can.
Mattsen2 (1:53:19 AM): men are such idiots
ReplyDeleteJKirl207 (1:53:24 AM): I know it.
Mattsen2 (1:53:32 AM): no - I mean the guy on the computer
JKirl207 (1:53:33 AM): That is the most horrible thing I think I've ever seen.
JKirl207 (1:53:36 AM): Yeah.
Mattsen2 (1:53:37 AM): WT
JKirl207 (1:53:38 AM): Like...
Mattsen2 (1:53:40 AM): F
JKirl207 (1:53:52 AM): His poor poor wife.
Mattsen2 (1:54:14 AM): yeah - cause you know he's been BEGGING her for months now and she's saying "NO"
JKirl207 (1:54:31 AM): And he thinks he can fnd the magic trick online
JKirl207 (1:54:44 AM): There MUST be a way!
JKirl207 (1:54:49 AM): Let me Google It.
Mattsen2 (1:54:56 AM): and so far it's just a bunch of people laughing at him and feeling sorry for her
JKirl207 (1:54:57 AM): take...it.......in.....the............ass..............
Mattsen2 (1:55:06 AM): I hope it wasn't his WORK computer
Mattsen2 (1:55:34 AM): cause soon the dumbass will be unemployed AND divorced
JKirl207 (1:55:38 AM): *laughing*
JKirl207 (1:55:46 AM): I'm going to post this chat as a comment
Mattsen2 (1:55:54 AM): sweet
LOL.....OMG....question is ....what is the relationship between that "search term"....and your blog??!?!......What post did I miss?...was there pictures answering this ?...or diagrams?...or just sweet gentle advice?!?.....OMG!
ReplyDeletedrm2b: You mean my post "How to get your wife to take it in the ass and other tips for a hip hip happy marriage?" You missed that?
ReplyDeleteDang, jkirlin, first I miss the self portraits and now this.
ReplyDeleteIt's getting so i can't step away from the computer for a minute.
Gee whillikers, how did I miss this for six whole months? JK, this is gold.
ReplyDeleteNow THAT is every princess's happily ever after.
ReplyDeleteThat's the funniest thing I've read in a long time! Thanks for sharing your picture on See it Sunday!
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